Enhance Your Breast by Listening to "Rock Melon" Ringtone?

Wish to have larger, fuller breasts without have to go under the knife and incur exorbitant surgery costs? Now your prayer is answered... probably.

Dr Hideto Tomabechi, a cognitive scientist from Japan, has invented a breast enhancing ringtone named "Rock Melon". No cream, pill, implantation, scar or surgery. Just listen to this ringtone 20 times a day for 10 consecutive days and you can look voluptuous and increase the size of your breasts by up to 3 centimeters. Sound bizzare issn't it? Here's the scientific reasoning behind this seemingly amazing technology.

The basic premise is that a woman’s breasts will enlarge if she is exposed to the sound of a crying baby repeatedly over a long period of time. This ringtone actually contains sounds of a baby crying for a long time. Those so-called "functional" sounds send subliminal messages to the woman's brain to affect her neurochemistry and physiology in favour of her breast size. However, Dr Tomabechi has not provided any demonstration of the whole invention nor published or given any information or methodology for testing the ringtone. The only proof we have for the effectiveness of "Rock Melon" is the above video which is presented on the Discovery channel, namely by a young lady called Ria who measures her own chest circumference with a measuring tape. This is extremely weak evidence. But given the exposure gained on the WWW, sales will be damn good if Dr Tomabechi starts to sell his product in the market.

There is a leaked demo version of "Rock Melon" ringtone available for download online and women from all over the world are scrambling on web to download it. Girls out there, you might wanna try it yourself. It's no pain and no cost at all!